AUDIOBOOKS
AUDIO COMEDIES WRITTEN BY CHRIS WADE, WITH A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT NARRATORS SUCH AS RIK MAYALL, NIGEL PLANER, BRIAN KING, MATT KING AND CHARLIE CHUCK
WARNING! SOME OF THESE FEATURE FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE BUMS...
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THE SMOOCHYVILLE OUTSIDERS (2024)
READ BY CHRIS WADE A demented story by Chris Wade, about a journalist named Richard Q Pickles who goes on an assignment to explore The Smoochyville Outsiders. 
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THE DEATH OF ARTHUR KIND (2024)
READ BY NIGEL PLANER A supernatural horror tale written by Chris Wade and narrated by Nigel Planer. A lecturer obsessed with the reclusive writer Arthur Kind receives a letter from the author with instructions to help him publish his final manuscript. The only complication is the fact that Arthur Kind has been dead for twenty years. 
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AFTER THE WEDDING (2022)
READ BY BRIAN KING The story of one man who, after fleeing a horrific scene at a church wedding service, unexpectedly escapes the total destruction of civilized life as we know it. Heading for the hills to flee the chaos that society has erupted into, he meets a man who has constructed a cardboard fortress for himself. But in meeting the cardboard man, our hero encounters yet more complexities and dangers. 
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THE CONFESSIONS OF ARTHUR P WATT ROY (2021)
READ BY CHRIS WADE The caddish bounder Arthur P Watt Roy tells us about four incidents from his colourful past. Hear of picnics, Bela Lugosi lookalikes, 1980s sex tape sand a terrible letter that haunted Arthur forever.... 
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RAYMOND'S ROOM (2020)
READ BY NIGEL PLANER A new audiobook for lockdown, read by the brilliant Nigel Planer. Raymond is a 35 year old struggling writer, living alone in a dingy flat. Haunted by the memories of the wife that left him, Raymond day-dreams his life way, rearranging his furniture endlessly and staying up all night listening to other couples make love. But one day he discovers he may have an amazing power, with not only the ability to fix his broken life, but the world itself. LIMITED EDITION CD (UK BUYERS)(OVERSEAS BUYERS) |
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THE MURDER OF WIGGY WHEATON (2015)
READ BY BRIAN KING A comb over haired odd ball tries to get to the bottom of the murder of local Smoochyville weatherman celeb Wiggy Wheaton. Our hermit hero encounters crime lords, post office staff and faded film stars. Narrated by the brilliant Brian King, listen NOW!!!! 
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THE HUNT FOR THE MAYOR OF SMOOCHYVILLE (2015)
READ BY MATT KING Two odd ball losers go on a quest to retrieve the mayor of Smoochyville who has gone mad and now lives a feral existence in the forest, terrorising the town folk. Narrated by Matt King, who plays Super Hans in Peep Show. 
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CUTEY AND THE SOFAGUARD (2010) READ BY RIK MAYALL "Great!" - Baffled Books "Wade and Mayall are a match made in heaven!" - Review Graveyard Recorded in a shady studio down an alley way in Shepherd's Bush, this was one surreal experience I can tell you. A weird tale of lost love with Rik Mayall ripping into the script! 
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MP3 DATA DISC WITH RIK MAYALL OUTTAKES AND EXTRAS
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YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE THANK GOODNESS (2011) READ BY CHARLIE CHUCK "Wade's writing is absurdly grotesque. Chuck's reading is amazing." - Baffled Books A surreal comedic love tale narrated by Vic and Bob star Charlie Chuck. Recorded this little tale in my office, the sound booth which is a converted cupboard. 
PROMISCUVILLE: RISE OF THE DEAD (2016) READ BY BRIAN KING Zombie horror with a darkly (very darkly) comic twist. Brian King narrates this tale of greed, lust, blood and guts, and does a great job. Stream or download at Bandcamp... 
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WHO KILLED BEAKY WILSON? (2012) READ BY BRIAN KING Artist and actor Brian King narrates the savage satire that is Beaky Wilson. FREE DOWNLOADABLE ZIP FILES 
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REGINALD AND STANFORD (2012)
BY CHRIS WADE AND ANDY WADE Two upper class toffs insult the working class and sip booze like there is no tomorrow. Free audiobook! 
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DADDY TREACLE (2010)
BY CHRIS WADE AND SHAWN DIMERY The tale of... god it's too mental to even describe! Just download it lovey.
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ADVENTURES OF A CARELESS BASTARD (2022)
READ BY CHRIS WADE Meet Eric Miller, self confessed careless bastard, living above a 30p shop and writing poetry no one reads. Hear about the events that led to his hermitic existence on the third floor, watching the world - well, a very small pocket of the world - go by. 
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MORE ADVENTURES OF A CARELESS BASTARD (2022)
READ BY CHRIS WADE An update on the ongoing life of unemployed poet Eric Miller, living above a 30 pence shop. This time he talks about his recent dreams, imagines a museum in his honour, and recounts his experiences playing the infamous game of Night Moves. 
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THE CARELESS BASTARD AND THE GREAT WIND (2023)
READ BY CHRIS WADE Join Eric Miller, AKA the Careless Bastard, as he shares his latest adventures and thoughts; like his recurring nightmares, his recent trip to the sea, and the fact he survived what will forever be known as The Great Wind. 
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THE CARELESS BASTARD NO LONGER EXISTS (2023)
READ BY CHRIS WADE Eric Miller, AKA The Careless Bastard, is back, and he is ready to share with you more of his adventures; like the time the skirting board inspector, who Eric swore was a mouse in disguise, called round whistling You're the Voice by John Farnham; and when, after eating a full pack of fig rolls, poor old Eric received a call from a threatening voice informing him he longer existed. All this and much more in this magical installment of the epic Eric Miller saga... 
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THE RAT FACED MAN
AND ROGER'S PLACE (2024) READ BY MANDY MOUALLIM AND BRIAN KING Two chilling tales, taken from Chris Wade's book Strange and Mysterious Stories. Download at Bandcamp... 
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